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Author: LolaLane
Title: An Exercise in Group
Fantasy
The setup: Hairbrush (Hb) and eden and tendertushy and lola wanted to
play a game. We let Hb pick so the game was simple…lola, 16 and eden, 15
are sisters being watched by their uncle while their parents are out of
town. tendertushy is their cousin, though it’s really irrelevant as you
will soon find out. Enjoy...
PS...I tried a bunch to fix the problems with the technical
aspects...pink is lola, purple is eden, green in chloe, and orange is
bad_lil_sally...and anything in caps is Hairbrush...he loves them caps.
UNCLE KNOCKS ON THE DOOR eden is sprawled out on the couch, absently
clicking through the channels of the television, waiting for Lola to
come and join her. Go get it, eden. I'm not getting up. KNOCK KNOCK Here
enter chloe^A_M^DST…who is 8. lolalane finishes painting her toenails in
her bedroom. EDEN! What? GET THE DOOR! Why don't you! UNCLE RINGS THE
DOORBELL. eden lazily shifts a bit on the couch. lolalane puts down the
phone huffily, and walks to the front door. lolalane picks up a pillow
and throws it at her lazy sister. Hey! You're just as lazy. If I have to
redo my nails, I'm going to kick your ass. eden sticks her tongue out to
her sister, chucking the pillow right back at her. 0oh ass...lol. Not
before I kick yours. UNCLE STILL OUTSIDE KNOCKING. lolalane opens to
door and lets Uncle HB in. eden giggles a bit at her sisters aggression.
HIYA GIRLS WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? lolalane turns around and walks back to
her room and shuts the door...LOUDLY. chloe^A_M^DST opens the door and
lets Uncle inside…thought he'd know how to open a door by now. THANK YOU
CHLOE. lolalane gets back on the phone. chloe^A_M^DST oops, was too
slow. edennnnnnnn! eden gives a small wave of her hand to her uncle
before turning her attention back to the television. What!?! lolalane
drops the phone and YANKS open the door to her room and stalks out to
the family room. chloe^A_M^DST goes back to my room, climbs out my
window and back up on the roof again. HI GIRLS I'M HERE TO STAY W U
WHILE YOUR PARENTS R AWAY THIS WEEKEND. Have you been in my closet
again!!! No! eden quickly stuffs the borrowed shirt in between couch
cushions. lolalane holds up another wrinkled shirt, waving it at eden.
umm why yell Mr. Hairbrush? THIS WAS NEW!!! Oh, you can wash it! You
totally trashed it! Stop being such a prick. lolalane flings it down on
her...you owe me thirty bucks. ALRIGHT YOUNG LADIES I WANT EVERYONE ON
THE SOFA NOW. lolalane rolls her eyes at Uncle HB. I am on the sofa.
Fork it over, junior...you can't fix that. eden sits up to make room for
lola. U TOO LOLA. It is just wrinkled! You can wash it. I'm stayin’ up
on the roof where it’s SAFE!! lolalane growls and then flumps down,
angrily. WHERE IS COUSIN TUSHY? See if I drive you to your boyfriend's
house now, you stupid shit. She's not due to arrive until dinner. Duh.
Hairbrush GLARES AT LOLA. And stop screaming. I know. lolalane glaressss
back. You're like busting our ear drums. Who died and made YOU in charge
of me? WAITING FOR CHLOE TO COME DOWN AND JOIN US. chloe^A_M^DST
giggles. I'm 16!!! eden huffed before she pulled her knees up. I know,
you are just a grumpy old uncle. I can take care of myself and
this...defiler of clothes!! lolalane waves her hand at eden. Look, I
have a date tonight...are we about through here? A date? With who?
ALRIGHT YOUNG LADIES WE R GOING TO GO OVER THE RULES. lolalane turns to
eden and grinnnnsssss. Member that guy in Chem? chloe^A_M^DST sighs and
climbs off the roof and goes and sits down with the rest. Yeah! Omg, are
you serious?!? He is soo hot. lolalane TOTALLY ignores Uncle Hb, rolling
her eyes and nudging eden. I know,...he totally asked me out. I was so
cool about it. Oh my gosh. DO U UNDERSTAND ME YOUNG LADIES? eden nudges
lola back. If you promise to fix my shirt, we'll take you to the
drive-in with us. Have you two done anything? eden winked. Ok, fine. It
won't be hard though. Not yet, but I am totally going to put out
tonight...at least third base. He's totally hot. I SEE WE R GOING TO
HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION. What do you want, Uncle? And
stop yelling uncle! Stop screaming, you're like going to make us deaf.
It is totally annoying. Heh heh, bozo. Third base? You whore! EDEN LOLA
STAND UP NOW. eden throws a pillow at her. Yeah, duh...have you seen his
car? No! DON'T MAKE ME TELL U AGAIN YOUNG LADY. STOP YELLING! lolalane
stands, pinching eden...knock it off with those pillows, you'll wreck my
hair. What is it, Uncle? eden reluctantly stands up, flashing her tongue
to her sister. I still have make up and like at least seven phone
calls.... U TO R GOING TO BE PUNISHED FOR THIS BEHAVIOR. What behavior?
I am going to miss the MTV movie awards. And you aren't our parents....
I know. Stop trying to act like them. Gosh Hey, you can stay here, eden...but
we're going to a.... lolalane mouths "KEGGER." LOLA EDEN BEND OVER THE
COUCH NOW. What? Hell no! Fascist. U HEARD ME. chloe^A_M^DST gigglesss.
No way...you aren't the boss of me. Come on, eden...let's go get ready
at nikki's house. Ok! GRABS EDEN AND LOLA AND BENDS THEM OVER THE COUCH
FORCEFULLY. Bend over the couch? Ohhh, hey!!! What?! What am I, four?
What are you doing, you aren't our parents! You can't do this! what’s
with the effin’ caps?? I will sue you! lolalane squirms and fidgets...
IM GOING TO SPANK THE BOTH OF U. Yeah, me too...sue you! Spank?! We are
not children! YES. Oh no way! AND STOP YELLING! I am 16.... YEARS OLD.
Jeeze, what are you sixty? lolalane laughs. lolalane high fives eden.
BOTH OF U PULL YOUR JEANS DOWN NOW. I'm going out...no way. Here,
tendertushy leaves. No way. chloe^A_M^DST laffssssss out loud. That is
sick. You pervert. Total perv-o. lolalane crosses her arms and does
nothing...with a big smile on her face. WALKS OVER TO EDEN UNBUTTONS HER
PANTS AND PULLS THEM DOWN. What are you doing, you pervert?! eden moves
her hands back to cover her panties. Hey, that's sick. WITH OTHER ARM,
GRABS LOLA UNBUTTONS HER JEANS AND PULLS THEM DOWN. Don't worry, eden...
Why do you want to look at our panties, you total hentai! lolalane
shrieks, trying to grab her cell phone. PICKS UP OAK PADDLE FROM TABLE.
I'm calling the cops!!!! Yeah! chloe...get help!!!! They will haul your
ass to jail! chloeeeeeeeee.... SMACKS EDENS ASS FIRST SPANKKKKKKKKKKKK
SMACKKKKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKKKKK SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKK CRACKKKKKKKKK
SPANKKKKKKKK WACKKKKK AND THEN LOLA’S SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CRACKKKKKKKKK WACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK What are you doing!! Ow ow
owwwwwww, hey stop it! WHIPPING YOUR ASS. That hurts.... eden yelps out
and wiggles over the couch, moving her hands back to cover her pantied
bottom. You can't do that! Nooooo, you're going to leave a mark! WATCH
ME. I have a daaaaate! He'll see it! lolalane squirms, covering her butt
unsuccessfully. MOVES TO EDEN’S RIGHT CHEEK SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WACKKKKKKKKKKKKK SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
WACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CRACKKKKK Oww!
I will tell our parents and they will kill you! lolalane yanks up her
jeans and goes to lock herself in the bathroom...with her phone. THEN
LOLA’S RIGHT CHEEK SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
WACKKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CRAVKKKKKKKKKKK Heyyyyyyy, you'll
damage the door! eden bucks up, jumping off of the couch and quickly
snatching her jeans up before zipping up to her room. Mom and Dad are
going to be pissed!!!! lolalane calls eden on her cell. You get free?
PS. Hairbrush is magical…allow me to demonstrate…rather than breaking
the door down or calling to us…. GRABS LOLA AND EDEN AND HAULS THEM BACK
TO THE COUCH eden picks up her cell phone. Are you roaming? THROWS PHONE
OUT THE WINDOW. NOW BEND OVER. Hey! You will waste my minutes it was
still on! Hey! NOW… eden...? Yeah, sis? eden, EDEN!!!! DO UWANT TO SIT
AGAIN? lolalane shrieks into the phone, hearing nothing. lolalane thinks
she'd better come out, being the OLDER sister and all. GRABS LOLAS PHONE
AND STEPS ON IT. lola! lolalane balks!!!!! eden hears the dial tone. My
phone! You ass! You owe us money now!!! lolalane winks...yep, three
large. Pay up! STARTS TO UNBUCKLE HIS BELT… Right now. What are you
doing? Run eden, run! Ew! chloe^A_M^DST watches with wide eyes. He is
stripping!!! lolalane laughs. eden zips out of the room into the back
yard. I don't think so…not stripping any way. GRABS LOLA AND CARRIES HER
TO THE CHAIR. Old man penis is gross! lolalane wails, slapping Uncle HB
in the back and shoulders. HAULS LOLA OVER HIS LAP. Stop! You can't do
this!!! PULLS LOLA'S JEANS DOWN, HARD. lolalane kicks furiously...high
cheerleading kicks. Noooooooooo, stop!!! Uncle, stop! Here Hairbrush
gets up for a soda, pee pee, what have you…right as he finally gets lola
settled…lola does not miss an opportunity like this. eden scurries up to
the roof making a plan to save her sister. lolalane hops up, pulls up
her jeans, grabs chloe... To the car!! eden takes out a conveniently
placed sludge hammer and whacks a hole through the roof. Come on! NOW
YOUR GOING TO GET IT LOLA. Yikes! lolalane shoves chloe after eden
through the roof. eden secures the rope and slides down the house all
mission impossible like. LOL!!! GRABS LOLA BY THE FOOT AND DRAGS HER
INSIDE. lolalane gets tugged down the rope! TAKES HER STRAIGHT OVER TO
THE BED. eden tries to snatch lola up and pull up on the rope onto the
roof. To the bat mobile! lolalane pines for the bat mobile. OMG this is
too much....LMAO!!! eden runs over to the tumbler. They pimped our ride!
PULLS LOLAS PANTS DOWN AGAIN AND TAKES OFF HIS BELT. eden slips in the
passenger side. lolalane turns bright red, pissed that he is going to
damage her gorgeous cheerleader butt. Noooo, you can't! My date will see
and he'll tell everyone at school! THIS TIME IT'S GOING TO BE ON YOUR
BARE ASS. Wait?! I can't drive! lolalane calls eden from her second,
emergency cell...is chloe in a car seat, sis? eden runs the car into a
brick wall, exploding on impact. Nooooooooooooo, my bat mobile!!! eden
and chloe begin to die a slow and painful death. lolalane wriggles
frantically, trying to dodge Uncle Hb's belt. YANKS LOLAS PANTIES DOWN
HARD AND IMMEDIATLEY (Not so immediate any more really.) BEGINS TO WHIP
HER ASS SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKK.
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww umm, I'm still on
the roof!! AND AGAIN SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKJKKKKKKKKKKK
SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKKKKK
SPANKKKKKK eden hobbles out of the car. lolalane whines, trying to
protect her already sore bottom. I'm still alive. Oh thank god...and you
can walk...sort of. Now, I must save lola! eden pulls out an AR15. eden
positions herself outside the house, attaching the scope carefully.
whats an AR15? GIVES LOLA 25 ON THE SIT SPOT SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKK SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKKKKK SMACKKKKKKKKK
WACKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK (Which is technically only
seven, but we don’t really need ALL the sound effects, do we?) ((
Assault rifle.)) lolalane shrieks at her marred skin...now it'll
definitely only be third base! Ow ow owwwwww, stop! Stop! I'm
sorrreeeeeeeee! eden pulls the trigger. is glad I'm only 8 and not hafta
worry bout boys and shit. eden winces. Yikes! Damn safety… Here
bad_lil_sally pops by… lolalane considers her poor butt and growls.
Shoot him like a dog in the streets, eden!!! WHIPS LOLA AGAIN
SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKKKKK
WACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SMACKKKKKKKIKKK lolalane glares
at Uncle's belt.
Yeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
lolalane cries, her ass blistered. TAKES LOLA TO THE DESK Have you no
compassion?!?! BEND OVER No, no desk!!! oh my… Please?!?! NOW. eden
pulls the safety button down this time, allowing the bullet to whiz past
uncle’s head. lolalane whines, hoping bending over will appease him.
Damn my Parkinson’s,…throws off my aim! eden ducks and rolls into the
house. LOLLL OMG eden!!! lolalane bends miserably, tucking her face into
her arms. ROFLMAO!!! PICKS UP PADDLE AND PADDLES LOLA’S ASS
SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKKKKK SMACKKKKKKKK
WACKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKKK eden crawls all
army-man-like into the house. Ow ow owww ow ow owwww ow ow owwwwww! eden!
Get back here with that gun!!! eden wraps a hand around lola’s ankle and
pulls her down off the desk and onto the floor. I will save you!!! GRABS
EDEN AND DRAGS HER OVER TO THE BED. Eee! eden judo chops him. chloe^A_M^DST
drops the gun down the toilet... chloe^A_M^DST ooops…. GRABS EDEN AND
HAULS HER OVER HIS KNEE. lolalane growls on the desk. U STAY ON THAT
DESK LOLA lolalane goes for her spidey gear, wincing painfully. Awwwwww!
PULLS EDEN’S PANTS DOWN. Hey! But my spidey gear!!! Pervert, hentai,
pedophile! LET'S SEE HOW U LIKE THE PADDLE… And now bad_lil_sally
leaves… I will eat your brains with my spork! lolalane gets her ninja
stars from behind the desk and slides them into her wrist cuff. god this
is better then the flying Circus!!! Don't waste a spork on that...it's
barely a mouthful! PADDLES EDEN’S PANTIED BUTT HARD SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SMACKKKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKK SMACKKKKKKKK WACKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKKKK
Yeeeoouuccchhh!!! You jerk! lolalane glances at chloe on the
roof...don't come down, dollface...the mean man will get you! eden bucks
up, trying to wiggle away from his metal hand. You freak! AND AGAIN
SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKKK
SMACKKKKKKKKKK WACKKKKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
lolalane ninja stars the paddle in half. GRABS LOLA AND HAULS HER OVER W
EDEN. Ew, kinky. PICKS UP OAK HAIRBRUSH. chloe^A_M^DST watches
helplessly, too young to do anything. lolalane has no idea where this is
going but isn't sure she wants a ticket on board. PULLS EDEN’S PANTIES
DOWN HARD. Hey! lolalane bites Uncle Hb's leg harder. I don't want your
hand fungus on my butt! chloe^A_M^DST gigglesss You stop hurting my
sister!!!! SMACKS EDEN’S AND LOLA’S ASS ONE RIGHT AFTER EACH OTHER
SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I'm tellin our parents!!! Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, SON OF A BITCH!!!! At
this point, chloe and Jerry128 are totally critiquing the show… chloe^A_M^DST
looks at Jerry128 gigglesss hard lmao here...this stuff is good ya,
Ain't it??? lolalane grrrrrs and bites him again. U TWO BOTH, ON THE
BED, ON ALL FOURS NOW! Ew! he's like the Energizer Bunny! Doggy style.
What, no way!!!!! You freak! NOW!!! he just keeps goin and goin and goin!!!!
NO! eden pulls out her dueling cards. Lets duel for it! lolalane nods. I
have a white eyes blue dragon! Oo, you play Magic? eden spins around and
puts her card down in attack mode. TAKES EDEN AND LOLA TO THE BED AND
PUTS THEM ON THERE KNEES. Nerdo...eden’s a secret nerdo. Hey! Heyyyyyy!
You dishonor the cards! Stop this right now! They will keel joo!!! I'm
going to tell the people at Channel four! They'll investigate you!!! And
send you off to jail were you will be ass raped by a big guy named
Jamal! lolalane whispers...I'm telling everyone about those cards, by
the way. Nerdo, nerdo. GRABS PADDLE AND PADDLES BOTH OF THEM
SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SPANKKKKKKKKKKK
WACKKKKKKKKKS lolalane screamssssssssssssssssss. Stop, stop! eden
whispers "I saw your magic cards!" Hey!!! eden focuses chi energy to
deflect the attack on her ass. Those weren't magic cards...though were
my slutty Polaroids I give out to my mens on Valentine’s, nerdo. Uncle
Hb! Stop this, please! Here, Hairbrush gets disconnected…and it takes
forever for him to come, back. But this is probably good, since he has
the stamina of a,…well…actually, his stamina is much better than
anything else and from now on people shall use him as the epitome of
endurance…Here’s chloe’s two cents on the matter… [if !supportFootnotes]
[endif]FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYY IT WORKED!!! He'll be back with like fifty new
implements and positions. Wait, that was your vagina!??! Yeah, and IT IS
magical... LMAO! I could see where you'd be confused. Are you sure those
weren't herpes? You would know, skankzilla. you guys are good....:) Lmao.
eden hugs lola. No hugs unless you want caned, my friend. >.< Violent
cunt. And you were no help chloe!!!! my telepathic power hurled him into
the unknown!!! ALL play should be as amusing…Susan/spunks, I’m looking
at you…when we going to get some alien spanking?
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